MUCH ADO ABOUT NOT MUCH.
Posted January 20, 2013 by Jesse Caits
I waited too long between journal entries, and now I don’t know who I am anymore, but I do know that while I was gone, I experienced all the same holidays you guys did, except it was also my birthday. Maybe it was your birthday, too. I think a lot of people were born on my birthday with me because when I went out during it like twenty other people said it was their birthday, too. When I was a kid, I had this assumption that my birthday was only mine, mostly because when you’re a kid you think that a lot of things are only yours. I had my first brush of not-a-special-snowflake when this kid, Joseph, in forth grade told me that was his grandma’s birthday, too, but that doesn’t matter. This isn’t about Joseph’s grandma. She might be dead now, so this is about me and my birthday right now. I turned twenty-three. I took a romantic photo of what my birthday looked like below. I lit candles, too, but they couldn’t fit in the picture next to my huge realistic dildo that I bought after I saw the Hobbit and ate a huge birthday-size plate of various cheeses they brought me.
I just shot a set I’m pretty proud of with my new camera that will be coming up ever so soon. I’ve gotta fight the urge to give away all the secrets now, but you at least get a tease or two to tide you over. I’m also obsessed with editing dinosaurs over my nipples and all the nipples I cross paths with, so my instagram (peachbrain) is a string of dino tatties. I feel strongly about them.
So, happy very new year to you, strangers and friends. There are a lot of things I want to do that I’ve put off for too long, big things like going back to college and little things like this burlesque class I’ve wanted to take forever, and I hope this year is the year that I stop putting them off. I guess that’s my big resolution. It’s easy to choose to be bored and on my couch eternally, and I want to make sure that this year doesn’t feel like I’m always waiting for nothing in particular anymore. What’s your resolution? I’m twenty days late asking, so the fancy~* has worn off a lot of resolutions, but even if you’ve dropped yours by now, you can pick it back up or just pretend you’re a total winner with yours.